I-Sauce-eles?

[A]nyone who has gotten a Subway sandwich knows most Subways layer their isosceles-cut cheese in an overlapping fashion. This means one side of the sandwich gets more cheese than the other and leaves pockets of zero cheese, resulting in a uneven flavor and texture distribution.

Consumerist, always pushing for corporate responsibility. The real question is—how has Andy Rooney not done a segment on this topic???