In a city debased and deformed by cupcake mania, where it’s now cupcake lovers vs. a rising tide of angry cupmudgeons, for Gino to turn into a cupcake shop, any cupcake shop, is like a knife to the heart. And then another one in the ass.

Vanishing New York is not happy that a 65-year-old restaurant has been replaced by a cupcake chain—and he ties in “Sex and the City” and “Gossip Girl” quite neatly. Cupmudgeons!