Seven Inches of Heaven!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. While I was searching for a jpeg of that Footlong for Carl’s Jr I came across this gem! The BK Super Seven Incher ad showing a woman about to *ahem* eat this sandwich. Talking points:
1. It will blow your mind away! Because obviously
giving head eating this sandwich is MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME!
2. Special super-duper hot phrases like “fill your desire” and “yearn for more”!
3. Who can resist something long & juicy? C’mon girls, let’s go get it! I can’t wait to be satiated by my sexy sandwich!