Seven Inches of Heaven!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. While I was searching for a jpeg of that Footlong for Carl’s Jr I came across this gem! The BK Super Seven Incher ad showing a woman about to *ahem* eat this sandwich. Talking points:
1. It will blow your mind away! Because obviously giving head eating this sandwich is MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME!
2. Special super-duper hot phrases like “fill your desire” and “yearn for more”!
3. Who can resist something long & juicy? C’mon girls, let’s go get it! I can’t wait to be satiated by my sexy sandwich!
4 Comments
Tags: advertising, Burger King, fast food, sexism
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Meatball
Andrew Baber
“woman”
“sandwich”
ps, there’s mayo on your face.
oh, wait. nvm that’s thick & hearty sauce.
Meatball
*stomps feet angrily*
Snacktime
Seems like they are following up on these Carl’s Jr ads:
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Snacktime
I have zero memory of posting that comment. Weird.
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