Shut Up, Bacon: Guzzler Edition

Not content with being pretentiously retro, Jones Soda is now after your bacon-flavored holiday dollars. For $9.99 you can stuff a stocking with:

  • 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda
  • 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm
  • 1 Package of Bacon Popcorn
  • 1 Package of Bacon Gravy Mix

And because revolting carbonated beverages aren’t just for meateaters, they also offer Tofurkey-and-Gravy Soda.

Do we want to think about why there is a dog on the label? Probably not. Just for you guys, I registered on the site and added a “gross” tag to each product, which is an exciting feature that myjones.com (I KNOW) offers.