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Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

Shut Up Bacon XXIV, Brian Boitano Style

I am one of those people you hear about sometimes that doesn’t even own a TV, so I was completely unaware that Brian Boitano has a Food Network show. However, I was made aware last night, and lo, when I went to the website, Brian Boitano was making bacon. For roller derby girls.

It’s like hipster bingo! Bacon + roller derby + South Park reference + ironically hip figure = magic.  Except I sort of love Brian Boitano. And roller derby. And, um, bacon.

Dammit.

-Julia Childless