Momofuku is opening its latest (Má Pêche) in Midtown on Wednesday. UrbanDaddy told me so. They also told me that ordering the steak frites really means cow-from-the-shoulder and fries made out of rice, which I, as a person who loves the potato, find appalling, bien sûr. Also, they’ve revamped the Long Island Iced Tea with “homemade cola syrup.” How elegant. Or, in their words, how “Short Island.” But the real treat here at the newest NY-foodie-church?
“There’s only one piece of artwork, and it comes from Eli Cash’s apartment in The Royal Tenenbaums: five shirtless men in Mexican wrestling masks driving ATVs. It’s on loan from Wes Anderson.”
My art history degree just died in a fiery furnace of foodie twee.