In Which I Take a Metaphor to Its Limit, One More Time.

We’ve talked (but not enough) about people who live in “food deserts” and who have little or no access to fresh fruits and vegetables and other types of non-processed foods. In one of the comments sections, I noted that a neighborhood not far from me, South Williamsburg, could be considered a food desert until very recently when Ryan Kuonen and other community organizers got a CSA going and some other things. (Disclaimer—I used to be on the board of the organization where Ryan works, a neighborhood advocacy group).

But where I am, in the center of the gentrified Northside, it is almost the opposite problem—there is only organic and expensive food! I was just at the grocery store and I didn’t even have the option to get cheaper apples or bananas, only the fancy kind. Weird problem to have (and not a giant problem, except I am super-broke). It is the Dubai to their desert.

—Snacktime