Link: Trade “enlightened” for “bratty”…

“Dear Concierge,

My enlightened, Austin-raised 12-year-old niece is coming to visit New York and wants to experience the classic New York cuisines in situ: Chinese food in Chinatown, pizza at the perfect pizza joint, bagels from an über-deli. Where can I take her for good food and kid-thrilling atmosphere?

Thanks! — J.B.”

Christine Muhlke does a good job of covering the answer, but still gets in the good “An enlightened 12-year-old? What’s her blog called?” jab.