All these years I have been enjoying donuts with only a vagina. I guess Tina Fey thinks that a penis is the only way to express true appreciation.

“The best doughnut? That’s Peter Pan doughnuts in Brooklyn. It’s a Polish bakery. We shot nearby once for 30 Rock. It’s a white-cream-filled powdered doughnut. And I really believe, when I first tried it, if I had a penis, I would put it in this doughnut. I finally understand what you guys are thinking about and what motivates you guys.”

Wait until she tries the taco truck!

—Snacktime