"Calorie Commando" Chef Goes For The Kill

juan carlos cruz chef

The former host of “Calorie Commando” on the Food Network, Juan-Carlos Cruz, has been arrested for murder, says CNN. Allegedly he tried to hire some homeless folks to kill someone for him and they turned him in. Sad story.

Researching him, I was thrilled to find his old theme song on the interwebs! I had to rerecord it, so in order to listen you will have to watch this video of my wall. I tried to stick my hand in to liven it up.—Snacktime