“I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating,” Megan Fox says in the June issue of Allure.

I call bullshit.  Here she is shopping with David Silver, and there is obviously a mountain of Fruit Snacks in the cart.  And loads of toilet paper.  And we all know why people need toilet paper.  I bet she couldn’t go one day without snacks, at least.