I couldn’t even come up with a clever headline. The Post thinks there is a crazy new thing called “linner!” Linner = lunch + dinner. You know, like brunch, but in the afternoon. Of course no one calls it that except the Post. Yes, that conversation you used to have with the other stoned people in college about what to call the pizza you ordered at 3 pm has now reached their hallowed pages as they breathlessly report on the phenomenon.
If we could get some traction on calling it “Afternoon Delight,” that would be worth talking about.
—Snacktime