Chris Botticella: A Modern-Day Slugworth

Maryclaire Dale, AP News:

Bimbo’s lawyers say Botticella hid his new employment deal for months while attending high-level Bimbo meetings and debating strategies for competing with Hostess. They also accuse him of copying a dozen files onto a USB thumb drive in his final days, a charge he denies.”

How amazing.  I wonder if the unfortunately-named Bimbo company was planning on having carb-crazed kids come in and have a massive cuckoo English Muffin lovefest, and Botticella would have caught each kid right before entering, promising the kid the whole world if they could only get him the super secret NOOKS AND CRANNIES!