What Does a Girl Have to Do to Get a Meatball Around Here?

Speaking of TV cooking personalities, it has been brought to my attention that there is a Meatball Madness thing going on October 7.  Of course it’s sold out, because that’s my luck and also, I could spend $200 on 4 months of groceries anyway.

Who am I kidding!?!  It’s my namesake.  Someone hook a meatball up.