Or maybe $549.99, to buy one of the D’Artagnan hams you wrote about today? Or $115 for some “summer truffles?” Who is this lady? If she is trying to make a living off her writing, she’d have to get more than $7/word to break even on these stories.

Sidenote on D’Artagnan–they were pestering us via Twitter to write about them during the Fancy Food Festival.

Outrageous, indeed.