In case you hadn’t noticed, we hate summer even more than we hate snobs. Here’s why!

1. It’s hot

2. We are pale people who must avoid the sun. Last week Meatball was supposed to buy her first bathing suit in more than 10 years and bought Doc Martens instead. Priorities.

3. It leads us to write stupidly self-referential posts like this

4. Seafood

5. Wine bras and the puns they bring.

boozy boost

cups that runneth over

whopping jugs

“nurse their drinks”