Verily, it is he. Sir Francis Bacon.
Time magazine’s Josh Ozersky on sub-par bacon:
Even more depressing is the fact that these flaccid slices are found sprawling, like rotting seaweed, atop the very sandwiches that promise veritable meatgasms upon consumption — the giant, multilevel calorie bombs that you see think pieces written about.
What’s the opposite of a think piece?
hahah, we both are blogging about Ozersky!
Oh crap I didn’t even realize he wrote both. He is a prose stylist!
Flaccid Sprawling Slices! Could be best horror movie ever.