Snacktime: Do you think the Scrabble Cheez-its are less salty than regular Cheez-its?
Meatball: I fear it is true.
Snacktime: Can you check the nutritional info? I wonder if they are demonstrably less salty. SCIENCE.
Meatball: Reg has 290mg and Scrabble has 230mg. Goddamnit.
Snacktime: We have refined fucking palates.