Hostile Makeover

a man in a japanese chef's outfit before a flat table with a cooking surface in the middle; what he is cooking is on fire

This really long story in the Miami Herald about Benihana turning the company around at the corporate level has all kinds of talk about convertible stocks, renewal programs, outsize risk, and proxy battles. However, I paid little attention, because how awesome would it be if their board meetings were like the restaurant and the rich people had to do presentations while chopping things and scooting food to the right person. REALLY AWESOME, THAT’S HOW AWESOME.