Gothamist reports on this year’s 4th of July / Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest – first of all, no Kobayashi, which is a bummer. But secondly, no vuvuzelas! Thank god someone is nixing those noisemakers. I personally would like to throw all into a boiling cauldron of hate, creating the perfect plug for the oil spill.
I hereby declare our independence from vuvuzelas!