Here’s a Thing!

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He gets bad reviews AND bad publicity!

People do not seem to understand the difference between “bad publicity” and “a bad review.”  Publisher’s Weekly saying your novel is immature and derivative is a bad review.  The news that you plagiarized your entire novel: bad publicity.  Pitchfork giving your record one star: bad review. The lead singer of your band hitting a fan on the head with her guitar: bad publicity. Yelper saying the food at your restaurant is terrible and the servers are slow: bad review. You going on Yelp and acting like a crazy person and barring that customer from your restaurant: bad publicity.

This has been a public service announcement.