Wake Up, Bacon!

From Fidel Gastro (you better watch out for Slashfood, comrade)—Maple Bacon Morning coffee.

If you read the reviews, of which there are 250, you will see that Rush Limbaugh touts this coffee which should tell you all you need to know right there.

Oh, here’s another review, perhaps this post will go on all day:

I was a little worried about this one. The name scared me. But I really liked the taste. The flavor was mild. It tastes like maple bacon COFFEE, not like you are eating maple flavored bacon. So, if you are looking for an interesting new coffee flavor to try, go for this one. If you are looking for greasy, maple slathered slices of bacon, try the grocery store.

You know what Andy would say.


Red Menace

Take that, pinkos!

A quote from the retro-jingoistic piece on Slashfoods about Carl’s Junior conquering  opening restaurants in Southeast Asia. Compares it to a “successful invasion,” ends with the above quote. I’m not exactly psyched to see fast food franchises spread across the world, but if anyone was wondering if it’s too soon to joke about armed American invasions of developing countries, try asking the folks in Afghanistan.