The recent discussion about stoner cuisine reminded me of the fantastic pot-infused food delivery service that once operated in a town I once lived in. I’m not a stoner but the menu has cracked me up for years.

So many items! Not just pot rice krispie treats, but three flavors of pot rice krispie treats! With only 1.5 grams of fat!

Not to mention the 10 kinds of ice cream, the truffles, the tiramisu, and the vanilla caramel torte.

The pièce de résistance is, of course, the four-course “Midsummer’s Night Dream of a Menu,” which includes a salad, vichyssoise, haricots vert, salmon filet, and cake, all laced with maryjane. Only $250/person! I mean, how stoned can you even be??

—Snacktime