When Chefs Attack!

PLEASE STOP all of this stupid food writing city pages, it is killing me inside. I feel just a little bit dumber after reading a blog like this. I’d tell you, I’d stop reading, but I can’t, it’s like passing a bad car accident, I just cannot look away.

Meta critic Landon Schoenefeld wants the Minneapolis City Pages blog to cut back on their food writing. Previously, Schoenefeld was fired from his job as a chef for attacking someone with mustard. He’s got a restaurant opening up soon! How many foodies do you attract with vinegar? Maybe balsamic.—Snacktime