Not content with being pretentiously retro, Jones Soda is now after your bacon-flavored holiday dollars. For $9.99 you can stuff a stocking with:
- 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda
- 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm
- 1 Package of Bacon Popcorn
- 1 Package of Bacon Gravy Mix
And because revolting carbonated beverages aren’t just for meateaters, they also offer Tofurkey-and-Gravy Soda.
Do we want to think about why there is a dog on the label? Probably not. Just for you guys, I registered on the site and added a “gross” tag to each product, which is an exciting feature that myjones.com (I KNOW) offers.
Dudes! We totally started this trend!!! And here too! Muah ah ah ah!
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Hi Shut Up Foodies,
We haven’t heard from you WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? but SINCE WE DON’T READ AND CAN’T TAKE A HINT, we’d still love to partner with you to offer a free STUPID SOUNDING COOKBOOK to your readers.
A STUPID RECIPE CONTEST on your blog THAT ISN’T ABOUT COOKING would engage your already active foodie audience HAHAHA, and reward them for doing what they do best- cooking! MORE HAHAHS Besides, who doesn’t love free cookbooks? US. WE DO NOT LOVE FREE COOKBOOKS.
Please take a look at OUR STUPID WEBSITE for some of the recipes that your readers could tackle for the contest. OH MY GOD.
If you’re still interested in running a STUPID BOOK STUPID CONTEST on your blog, or you’d like more information, please contact THE WORLD’S DUMBESTPUBLICIST, OH SORRY THE TITLE IS “SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER”