Paula Deen has a cruise, everyone! It’s $1529 a person! Included for no extra cost are the Deen Beach Olympics, which I can only imagine is a lot of ham throwing!
Thanks to the illustrious Oliver Thring for unknowingly tipping me off.
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United McDonald’s of America
A map of the contiguous United States visualized by distance to nearest McDonald’s, tipped off from Fancy Fast Food.
Shut Up Bacon: Taste the Rainbow
A Real Wedgie
“Between two thick slices of white bread, you’ll find a generous filling of diced beef in a tangy tomato and herb sauce, layered with cooked pasta sheets and finished with a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing.”
Wow. Just… wow.
(Thanks to Sarajack for tipping me off to Jezebel who got it from The Guardian)
This Is a Stickup
On one hand, this is bonkers. On the other…
(D.Beene is really hooking me up today)
This One’s Just Right
The supertasters wanted salt to the max, up to the point where most people find foods not only very salty but irritating to the mouth. “For them, more is better,” Hayes says, “and Goldilocks was wrong.
Richard Knox on NPR’s For Supertasters, A Desire for Salt is Genetic.
I love the drama in “AND GOLDILOCKS WAS WRONG!” Puts the salt on my pretzel, it do.
(Thanks to D.Beene for the tip)
Wake Up, Bacon!
From Fidel Gastro (you better watch out for Slashfood, comrade)—Maple Bacon Morning coffee.
If you read the reviews, of which there are 250, you will see that Rush Limbaugh touts this coffee which should tell you all you need to know right there.
Oh, here’s another review, perhaps this post will go on all day:
I was a little worried about this one. The name scared me. But I really liked the taste. The flavor was mild. It tastes like maple bacon COFFEE, not like you are eating maple flavored bacon. So, if you are looking for an interesting new coffee flavor to try, go for this one. If you are looking for greasy, maple slathered slices of bacon, try the grocery store.
You know what Andy would say.
—Snacktime
Bacon for President!
No, NO, NO! NOT MY HOME STATE! NOOOOOO!
(Wild wailing, crying, punching of the floor, thanking of the Claire for the tip)
My friend Lilit at The Gloss has been hooking it up with some horrifying and interesting tips lately. This one is filed under horrifying.
Please. Please don’t do this to a birthday cake. It’s done nothing to you.
Yeah, that’s right. It’s a White Castle Candle. Because if you *really* loved cheeseburgers, you would want your whole home to smell like one.
(Thanks to Andy for tipping me off)