I’d like to thank Eat Me Daily for taking on Esquire’s “Eat Like a Man” section so we didn’t have to. 

I’m really disappointed in the recipe for Wild Boar Chili with Garam Masala, which doesn’t even involve hunting the boar yourself. Have a little faith in your readers, Esquire! Even John Locke can do that.

However, if your man does decide to break gender barriers and cook, make sure to get him some accessories from this Spencer Gifts-esque site, full of hilarious man-in-the-kitchen accessories.