This certainly isn’t the usual foodie-fodder, but in case you’re around regular people, or maybe even those who delight in fast food because they find it ironic, The Consumerist reminds us that April 12 is going to be a God-forsaken BACON-FREE-FOR-ALL.  Run for your lives – this is two pieces of KFC fried chicken serving as the bread for a bacon & cheese sandwich.  

I wonder if there will be stampedes.