Coca Cola Light by Karl Lagerfeld Ad

Karl doesn’t drink this.  Karl drinks the blood of young children, after consuming a hollowed-out bagel with flax seed and Açaí berry purée.  He’s a true zombie-foodie. 

I don’t know why this is even a decent pairing – this, this…  Karl Lagerfeld and Coca-Cola.  I mean, it’s not black.  It doesn’t have armor.  It certainly isn’t satisfying the craving for brains.  I’m baffled.  Truly.