Donner Party Not Such Hardcore Foragers After All

Once the undisputed champions of the “eat local” movement, the Donner Party has now been demoted to mere cattle and dog eaters by a recent study that found no evidence of cannibalism.  But cheer up—it is still 100% hilarious to give that name at restaurants.

Also I just want to say that I found this image on a site called The Enchanted Porkfist.

—Snacktime