Mars’ new Pretzel M&M’s [are] the latest whored-up incarnation of what began as the world’s simplest, most virginal candy.
The Onion AV Club mourns the loss of M&M innocence.
Mars’ new Pretzel M&M’s [are] the latest whored-up incarnation of what began as the world’s simplest, most virginal candy.
The Onion AV Club mourns the loss of M&M innocence.