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Shut Up Bacon, #9563047563456: The Case for Beards

image of a mug of shaving cream and a brush, the label indicates the shaving cream is bacon-scented

I wonder if they’ll make a kale-scented one next year?

Posted on November 20, 2013Author SnacktimeCategories SnacktimeTags Shut Up Bacon

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