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Shut Up, Bacon #72299: That’s A Stretch January 8, 2014
New Rising Media reports “Study Shows Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer,” an incredibly misleading headline about a study in which scientists tested roundworms with doses of niacin. My favorite part of this report? “The vitamin [niacin] is also rich in the likes of Marmite, paprika, peanuts and sun-dried tomatoes.” Because, as we all… […]
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CHURR-OH-NO December 31, 2013
While it is true that I am a whitey-white ass who had her first churro on the Redondo Beach pier sometime in the 1970s, nonetheless I’m pretty sure that a cotton candy churro is super wrong.* *Let it be known I tried to embed the image but Instagram code won’t work on our ancient WordPress… […]
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