The above quote is from one Amy Bouzaglo of ABC Amy’s Baking Company in Phoenix, Arizona, who was totally in control when she wrote a 500-word tirade on Yelp, directed at a guy who gave her restaurant a bad review. Here’s Amy:

It is blatantly obvious to me why you were ALONE on a Saturday night!
Read any of the reviews that have been written about us and you will see that EVERYONE loves us!! The only people that don’t  is our “Competition”. We knew you had been sent by another restaurant before you even ordered your $14.00 Pizza.

It is summertime in ARIZONA MORON!!! Only TRAMPS and LOSERS want to sit outside in 110 temperatures!!!!

And as for the overpriced menu items if you think that $12.00 is too much for an ENTRÉE sized ORGANIC Salad or $14.00 is too much for an AMAZING Pizza then perhaps you should go to the PITA JUNGLE that is just a stone’s throw away. And if you get lucky maybe you can even dig up someone up to take with you so you can share a $5.00 Falafel.

Do US a favor and keep your ugly face and you ugly opinions to yourself and go back to the restaurant that you really work at!!

It was removed from Yelp, but posted on the Phoenix New Times website, where the commenters have rallied to defend Joel, the reviewer and demand that she apologize. They are well worth reading, if you enjoy such things. Some of them even dug up some alleged felony convictions! For me, I’d just like to remind you all that Arizona completely sucks, and maybe we should get Amy together with Natalie Zarzour over one of ABC’s  Wicked Spiced Ginger Chocolate Martinis.