Lest You Think We Don’t Sometimes Have Sophisticated Food Discussions

two champagne flutes clinking

Snacktime: Do you think the Scrabble Cheez-its are less salty than regular Cheez-its?

Meatball: I fear it is true.

Snacktime: Can you check the nutritional info? I wonder if they are demonstrably less salty. SCIENCE.

Meatball: Reg has 290mg and Scrabble has 230mg. Goddamnit.

Snacktime: We have refined fucking palates.

Meatball: Indeed.