OK, fingernail. Shoppers at Boots stores in England will get free Diet Coke-branded nail polish when they buy soda, according to this Marketing Week piece. What goes better with a can of chemicals than a bottle of them? —Snacktime
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Have We Talked About The Tough Times?
I’m little ambivalent about the whole soda tax thing. I don’t drink it and there are obv some health issues surrounding soda intake. On the other hand, I’d like to see more taxes on, say, meals that cost over $200, or expense accounts, or Ye Olde Wall Street Bonuses. How about a tax on bottle service, corporate jets, and anyone that uses the term “unpack” when talking about something other than a suitcase?
However, I am not ambivalent about the shady anti-soda tax ads that are running all over the place. “It’s a tax on families!” “A tax on the simple pleasures, such as juice and soda.” OH FUCK YOU.
—Snacktime