Absolut Brooklyn

The excellent Greenpointers blog has alerted us to this limited edition “Absolut Brooklyn,” which has a logo designed by Spike Lee and tastes of “apple and ginger.”

Cue a thousand jokes along the lines of “Well my Brooklyn tastes of PBR and despair,” “My Brooklyn tastes like stroller exhaust and entitlement,” and “My Brooklyn tastes like shitty public transit and rising gentrification.”