It begins with:
When I was seven, my family moved from suburban California to rural Idaho. In an effort to embrace Northern Idaho culture, my dad took me fishing at a lake near our house. I was really excited.
Mostly because I thought that I would get to keep the fish I caught as a pet.
Please continue reading the entire entry entitled “How a fish almost destroyed my childhood” at Hyperbole and a Half. Ohhh, you will be as pleased as I was.
Does this end like your rabbit story?
I love, love, love that blog and cried actual tears laughing at that exact post.
Awesome. I love it when my online worlds come together.